A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
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Get the hard milk mug.Similar to milking a cow but in joke form. When you milk a joke so hard just for attention. Sometimes in worse cases it can be rehearsed in the first place.
Person: *says a joke*
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.
*everyone laughs*
-some time later-
Person: *repeats joke again*
Everyone: Wow you're really milking that joke, it wasn't even funny in the first place.
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