May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

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May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

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May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 1, 2025

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May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

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May 20th

National eat greys butt day

Hey have you heard what day it is?
Yeah it’s May 20th “aka” eat greys butt day

by HeavyHeavy May 19, 2024

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National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024

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