jesus

has a big dick and obsessed w his girl

Jesus is him

by babywyd August 31, 2024

Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment

Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.

by JReverend September 14, 2023

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white

Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*

by roach.baddie September 15, 2023

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist

An exclamation of extreme disbelief or anger , or discontent

Jesusfuckincuntingchrist !! This is such a pain in the ass.

by LooooLOOO October 18, 2023

Jegus

A silly way to say "Jesus" according to the hit webcomic, "Homestuck".

Jegus, Dave Strider sure is cool.

by MeulinMeulin December 11, 2023

Jesus Mojica

Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.

JESUS MOJICA JUST GAVE ME HEAD.

by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023