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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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Ender Bean TV

One of Nazi Germany's flawed projects. A very sad excuse for a human being who regularly posts infamous train animations and constantly complains about his YouTube revenue, which is what caused his subscriber count to grow and drop while being on the same first three subscriber count digits for months, which happened not once, not twice, but three times. He is an immature, contentious douchebag who engages in bullying innocents just because of very minor inconveniences, especially in 2020 when he used sock puppet accounts. Once he wrote an apology post, he faked it, which resulted in it dying pretty quickly. Even if he really did apologize, I would not want to accept it, knowing he'll fuck up again. Not even the absolute worst people would trust him. Not enough words? In February 4th 2022, his most controversial drawing was born. He wanted to make a "gift" for his so-called "girlfriend", but the "gift" was just a sexualized version of one of her OCs! What's even worse is that the girl in the drawing was barely 18 and she is also half-animal. He was begging and crying like a baby just to get to talk to her again. It's very fucking clear why she blocked you, Ender Bitch TV. He was racist, especially to black people, Indonesians and Russians. I did not make any of this up! I'm 100% honest! I'm glad that shit nugget quit YouTube and it's been more than one and a half months since he didn't post anything. Will he change or continue with the chaos?
Dave: What YouTuber have you binge-watched recently?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er September 21, 2023
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Bean-eaters

A person from islandmagee, Northern Ireland who eats beans because all the catholics were killed and can’t cook for them.
Gosh diggety darn the bean-eaters are raping me again
by Nigger-muncher44 November 28, 2020
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smack bean

A very big smackhead
‘Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
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stank bean

the stank between your toes in the morning when you wake up
Guy: wow my stank beans were absatoodlydoodly scrumdiddlyumptious this fine morning
YUM
by yass_queen February 24, 2023
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bagel bean

What does it mean. WHY WONT YOU TELL ME?
Sam: bagel bean
You: I don't understand
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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Bean

Boy: Look at that doggo over there.

Girl: Awwww!!! It's such a bean!!
by egab223 October 9, 2016
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