Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

New England waterbirth

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

Lennon English

Mr Black Power

The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"

by Mr Black Power November 24, 2021

Smartway English Academy

Malaysia's 1st Accelerated English Learning for Adults.

SmartWay English Academy provides an enriched learning environment which focused on conversational English that has helped more than 4851 students get ahead in these 6 years with proven & scientific teaching methodology. We’re extremely proud of our students and academic personnel, who are always eager to learn, create and grow together.

I learned my English at Smartway English Academy.

by urban...1 November 24, 2021

Euphoria (Engine)

Created by NaturalMotion, Euphoria is a game engine that creates animation "on the fly" by using a skeletal-muscle system and a collision model, the AI that controls this "ragdoll" is aware of his surroundings and has an underlying sense of self-preservation. Used by Rockstar Games in their games (Eg. Grand Theft Auto IV, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3.) Every reaction is different as it runs on a GPU instead of premade animations, characters will grab their wounds if shot, try to shield themselves from oncoming projectiles or walls, try and find a comfortable position when on the floor, grab things and other people and flail when falling.

Person 1: "Wow this euphoria (Engine) is great!"
Person 2: "I know! Why dont more companies use it!"
Person 1: "Too expensive."

by NotSoNaturalMotion November 25, 2021

Food Engineer

A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.

If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer

by sughamaarakkurupp November 25, 2021