Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Cup cake

The best one ever

Cup cake is in the top 150 beat players he dose tiktok so follow him

by Cupcake_vr March 1, 2022

cakes

A girl or guy with a BIGG ass so big it needs a double G

Yoooo Mia .C got some big ass cakes /"Mia if you see this your ass is so thicc it needs a double cc and I wanna eat you"

by Mysteryyyyyy22554 May 16, 2019

Cholera Cake

Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".

I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.

by longrider700 August 5, 2017

Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.

After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.

by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 21, 2018

Quadruple Eating pie cake

A yummy explosion

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023

Cuprice Cake

A cup cake but with the base swapped for a rice cake.

Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"

Tony: "What the hell is that?"

Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."

Tony : ...

911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"

by Jim_Bobby February 2, 2018