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bush

undefinable,
beyond human understanding,
sumthing that cannot be understood in one lifetime.
neff's bush is so cool!
by bushfan101 March 1, 2009
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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.
"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."
by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023
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Reggie Bushed

When your ex finds a new relationship but the person looks just like you.
Guess who just got engaged... Tyler, my ex.”
“With the girl who looks just like you?”

Yeah girl, I just got Reggie Bushed”
by Shea Floyd June 16, 2018
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All up in your bush

Don't get "all up in your bush" because you didn't like the outcome.
by Ghost-76 September 10, 2021
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bush shi t t s

Bush shi T T S , was a group founded an created by the mangers known as ,”Dane skinner”, and “Jono Matthews”, bush shi T T S, was a great way to communicate with other members, such as “Lachie Goldby”, “Jamo Goldby”, “Maison pridham” and the “bull” , it was a group chat on Snapchat where these men sent updates in regularly on what they are upto such as taking a shit , yes pure , sometimes on hands under nails , an most of all can’t forgot then bending girls like bending them till they snap , so bit on , arrrrr fark yes yes yes I’m gonna bend you so hard arrr yes yes yes
by Mr world wide February 7, 2020
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Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce
Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.
by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018
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