Bean

The formation of a man’s body when viewed from the side indicating that he has had too many homosexual experiences.

That man looks like a bean on stilts.

by andrew beebe March 09, 2022

Beans

Another way of saying you have sh*t on someone

Person 1: Don't say that again or I will spill the beans

Person 2: I have cans of beans on you too
Person 1: I have a warehouse of beans on you
Person 2: Well F*ck

by A man with a plan and 4 cans July 23, 2019

bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 13, 2008

beans

Short for “Cool Beans!” but less corny

Y: Man wyd?
F: Nothing, just watching tv
Y: Beans.

by uglystepmother July 09, 2020

Bean

A slur for Latinos and the Latin American community. Related to how Latinos used to work on farms and farmed beans.

Look at that discusting fat bean.

by Emo00 February 07, 2022

Beans

A Puerto Rican who flakes on his homies and caps a lot.

Damn beans really did me dirty yesterday.

by Papi gato J June 14, 2021

Beans

My dick

Person 1 : Insert your beans into my hole

Person 2: okay daddy

by sisNo March 08, 2020