Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon

I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something

by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Seven lakh seventy two thousand

Spending time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.

I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg.

by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025