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Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.
Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”
by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025
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Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
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Alysemin; the perfect two

Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.

Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!

Alysemin; the perfect two
by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 4, 2013
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Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

Email: rosesop000@go.spartan.org
"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018
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two man

when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked
jaden is the best at two mans 😜
by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022
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