Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
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Alex Prior

this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
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Alex Armstrong

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Alex’s Cock

Alex has a gigantic cock that all the boys want to have and some of the weird ones get on their knees for it but he don’t swing that way
Alex’s Cock is so unbelievably large
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Sasha Alex Glover

A gay add white boy who does lots of steroids mixed with meth. He sucks Cock for a living and raped underage girls for fun.
He looks like a rapist he is definitely a Sasha Alex Glover.
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Sasha Alex Glover

A gay ass white boy who does lots of steroids mixed with meth. He sucks Cock for a living and raped underage girls for fun.
He looks like a rapist he is definitely a Sasha Alex Glover.
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