N. A particularly hardy pair of cojones which are capable of enduring great pain; usually found on Eskimos
guy 1 "Dude... they've been trying for half an hour to sac that guy..."
guy 2 "Don't you know he's Eskimo?"
guy 1 "He's got a pair of AbominableSnowballs then!"
guy 2 "Why abominable?'
guy 1 "Because Abominables bounce!"
guy 1 "........"
The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.