Skip to main content

abominable snowballs

N. A particularly hardy pair of cojones which are capable of enduring great pain; usually found on Eskimos
guy 1 "Dude... they've been trying for half an hour to sac that guy..."
guy 2 "Don't you know he's Eskimo?"
guy 1 "He's got a pair of Abominable Snowballs then!"
guy 2 "Why abominable?'
guy 1 "Because Abominables bounce!"
guy 1 "........"
abominable snowballs by eskimobrand November 13, 2011

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Texas Snowboard by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011

Filthy Snowblower 

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.
I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.
Filthy Snowblower by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

paralyptic snow angel 

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.
It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.
paralyptic snow angel by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Minnesota Snow Angel 

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!

bullet snow 

bullet snow by darkman93 September 16, 2013