Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.

Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!

by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023

Michael

A narcissist who can't see pastor own face one who has to be right and have the last word at all times 1 who cannot admit to anything

You know that guy Michael he has no truth from a lie, because all he does is lie!

by Kellyskeet April 6, 2023

Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael Delaney

Michael Delaney.

Michael Delaney.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

Michaela

the most gorgeous, smart, amazing, intelligent, unique, caring, optimistic being to ever exist.

everyone needs a michaela in their life.

by miki<3 April 20, 2023

Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023