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this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
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National kiss day

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone
On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them
by Maneuabitch September 16, 2021
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Hershey kiss

When one homosexual (male) partner inserts a Hershey kiss into his anus, and the other partner uses his tongue to pull the Hershey kiss out. That partner then let's the candy melt in his mouth, then gives his partner a passionate French kiss, sharing g the candy.
Matt: Oh my love, would you like a Hershey kiss?
Dylan: Mmmm, that's my favorite treat!
by Autumndark December 14, 2024
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National Kiss a Ginger Day

August 11th is the day for the fireballs. Grab your local redhead and give them a big smooch.
Greg (redhead): Give me a kiss.
Brad: no.

Greg: but today is national kiss a ginger day.
Brad: oh ok!
by Hotpot314 March 3, 2023
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kiss thru the phone

Kiss each other over skype or video chat also a Souljia Boy and Sammie
Boy: I know I can't see you right now
Girlfriend: I miss you lets kiss thru the phone
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kiss my cuchie

a saying to tell your best friend much like the saying "suck my dick"
Madi: your such an idiot Maria
Maria: oh kiss my cuchie XD
by kissmycuchie June 25, 2020
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Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you
I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.
by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021
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