Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

Person 1: Wyd
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg
by MarsMelting February 10, 2023

Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho
“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School
by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021

by Zaphyr February 11, 2025

by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.
by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.
by craigie babie January 30, 2008
