Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

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Milking

What Rockstar Games does with GTA V and GTA Online release than rerelease the game every console generations like PS3, XB360, PS4, XB1, Xbox Series X|S

Rockstar Games: Here’s the new expanded and enhanced GTA V and Online!
GTA fandom: Stop milking this game, we rather want GTA VI PLEASE!

by FlowA150 June 12, 2021

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Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase

Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk

by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021

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milking (content)

When someone is refering to a person milking a situation, they are talking about that person talking about it too much.

Woah, you are really milking (content) this drama for all it's worth!

by Bum willy master August 20, 2024

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Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

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A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

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Fembzi Milk

Newbzi except he turned into a femboy, and volunteered to be converted into an edible liquid that, when consumed, gets you high for 2 minutes tops, and enhanced speed.

i wanna get the fembzi milk inside me...

by qdlit October 14, 2024

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