Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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Bear trap

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.

Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.

by zimugen April 27, 2017

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The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.

“I love you lovey bear. You mean the world to me”

by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022

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gimme bear

A sweet, cuddly, ursine-esque female you like having sex with.

Pam is not only my wife, she's also my gimme bear.

by Pammy Baby July 19, 2025

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Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

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Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.

Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

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Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!

by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021

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