Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day

On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully

by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

trucker douche

Piss enema

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out

by Centralmecub January 24, 2015

douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014