Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 19, 2015

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.

I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving

by Staywetbb November 28, 2019

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

anti-whirly bird

the art of grabbing your flacid cock and swinging it in a counter clockwise direction.

"Watch me do the anti-whirly bird for the whole school"

by W^2 May 08, 2010

Connor Bird

To be a “Connor Bird” is to be the lowest of the low. You must be a weedy little virgin who wanks in bins and fingers your own nephews.

Hey, did you see that nonce who just got arrested for kidnapping? He’s such a Connor Bird

by BigHogJeffery October 01, 2019

the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 28, 2023