wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow

damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night

by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022

Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.

Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.

by soulessbones January 20, 2022

Wet billy

Wet Billy is when you kick you're finger and shove it up someone's ass.

Person 1 . Man we we're having sex and she gave me a wet billy!
Person 2 . Wet Billy?
Person 1. Yeah she shoved her slobber fingers up my asss

by Robietommyson September 21, 2022

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

by Valkyrixa October 1, 2022

Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022