sneaky bean

A small round tri coloured beanie baby with ominous eyes named cooper.

Cooper's just a sneaky bean.

by cooper poopoo on the duvet November 13, 2021

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

Beans

THIS MF EATING BEANS

Dude: *eating beans*

Person: THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.

felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!

by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021

Beans

Beans are things that you would put in ur pocket

"Ima put my hand in my pocket*yucky bean noises* oh beans :O"

by RattleMeBones509 November 19, 2021

Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021