When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.
Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head
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