an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
Get the Michael Barnesmug. You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.
by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019
Get the Michael Branhammug. En super irriterende fyr, tænker kun på sig selv har svært ved at lytte og vise begejstring for andre. Går under navnet bøssepølse 007.
Ofte brugt i sammenhæng med bøsser.
Ofte brugt i sammenhæng med bøsser.
Michael få fingeren ud
by Rolamadingdong June 14, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. 
by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 