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Michael

Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.
by Enjbwrtghewfguiegfuegf May 5, 2022
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Michael J Caboose

A character in red vs blue, he is a member of the blue team. He is umm a loveable idiot. One of my favorite Characters, he cracks me up!
Agent Wash: Caboose toss that grenade. Caboose throws it. Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time. Michael J Caboose: not my fault someone put a wall in my way
by Hairy batman 117 April 7, 2021
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Michael Bucktooth

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.
My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.
by JackMoozlum May 25, 2022
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Michael

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.
“i went on a date with Michael today!”
by ur cool :) November 21, 2021
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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020
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Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023
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