The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
by Zither November 24, 2009
Get the Total Dump Jobmug. The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
by turd dangler September 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Trowel Jobmug. Mmmmm....Thats good
by MacW October 28, 2003
Get the blow jobsmug. When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.
by AJAJAJAJAJ February 28, 2009
Get the Bicycle Blow Jobmug. A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.
I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
by Boola Boola January 25, 2011
Get the Fireman's Blow Jobmug. Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
Get the Crocodile Blow-Jobmug. With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
by JB February 27, 2005
Get the whack jobmug.