Sucks To Be You

Something you sure don't want to happened to you.

Mary: I fell, tripped and broke my head, now I can't remember how I hurt myself

Rose: Sucks to be you!!

by Believe in Me June 13, 2004

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

Tuck and Suck

Getting your dick sucked from the back

She turned me around, and gave me a tuck and suck!

by GroovySpank February 16, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.

Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.

by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017

Dr. Fart N Suck

When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass

I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch

by Tommyc December 3, 2021