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One Hit Shit

Weed so potent and THC-laden, it will get you crazy-stoned off of one hit. Contrary to popular belief, this is no myth. I have smoked two types of weed powerful enough to get me ripped off my ass on one hit: White Widow, and the almighty Pink Hawaiian.
My friend got the hook ups with the best weed in town: Pink Hawaiian. One hit had me tripping, I thought the room was at a 90 degree angle and that I was falling into a black hole. That was THE one hit shit.
by scrubby122 November 1, 2008
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hairy fat one

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"
by Slimrick May 17, 2008
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MIKE THE COOL ONE

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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Take one for the Peen

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.
I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.
by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009
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had to name that one

A large bowel movement which leaves you with a burning rectum from the large fecal mass painfully stretching the sphincter muscle.
Man I took a dump and it was so big I had to name that one.
(comparing the bowel movement to delivering a child)
by Kris K May 10, 2006
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craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.
boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!
by natasha123456 November 10, 2007
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one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.
by HWF August 13, 2006
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