chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...

Chocolate is the reason for life.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 21, 2017

cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 28, 2017

chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.

I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.

by D676453 December 1, 2017

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017

Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017

Chocolate

1. THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD
2. Relieve menstrual cramps ( dark chocolate )
3. If eaten to much, turns to diarrhea
4. Way better than eating straight sugar (Nerds, Suckers, etc.)
5. The best thing to give to a female

1. Wow, this chocolate is great!
2. AHHHHH! These cramps are killing me, I'll eat this delicious, cramp-relieving chocolate to feel better.
3. Man, I ate way too much chocolate last night, diarrhea filled my toliet.
4. I prefer a Hershey to nerds.
5. He made me so happy when he gave me a box of truffles.

by ARG4445 February 18, 2018