A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
Get the Chocolate box reviewmug. Chocolate Pancakes refers to defecating while sitting down on the floor, giving it it's pancake-like shape.
Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.
by Martin993 April 22, 2022
Get the Chocolate Pancakesmug. by indiibabiii November 12, 2025
Get the Chocolate Wellmug. When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
Get the Wet Chocolate Willymug. 
by Ethel Winestein May 6, 2021
Get the Chocolate Kissmug. The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
by Eston555855 December 16, 2020
Get the Exploding chocolate popsiclemug.