Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.
"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."
by BootyliciousDefinitious September 18, 2022
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Cakeful

Describing a rather large read end
Caleb: Reed wishes he could get him some of Colby’s cakeful booty. Too bad it belongs to Caleb
by Caleb daniel December 02, 2017
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Cakeful

Someone who is full of cake, meaning they are dumb thicc.
Reed:Damn did you see Colby she's Cakeful as hell
by Mudd-Flapp April 23, 2017
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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…
Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
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