Dumb cake

A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.

Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone

by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020

Bundt cake booty

Like a regular cake, but better because she thicccc

You see bri? She got that bundt cake booty!!

by Thiccbootybeaches October 13, 2022

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018

Cake

Cake means cats are kinda evil so if you haven't heard of the cake trend before and are wondering what it means you're welcome :) I hope if you're a parent wondering why your child is always saying cake, that this definition helped you out, Thanks for reading!!

Tylor: I hate my cat so much, it threw up in my room and then when I tried to see if the cat was gonna puke again it hissed at me and scratched me.

Owen: Yeah, cake man.

by Stalepopcorn124 September 12, 2020

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025