Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 10, 2014

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

Butter 'em up

It's when you butter up your special parts.

"Sweety, would you kindly butter 'em up?"

"pls butter me up"

by ydffg May 19, 2016

Frog Butter

You take a guy in a frog suit and a tub of butter and then you shit it all out and bam baby frog butter

Hey what do you want on your cow steak
Frog Butter

by Super Blue January 21, 2022

Cuck butter

Hiring a male dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. Then using his semen to make butter.

Susan:Requis and I had a lovely lunch with my husband. We had fresh cuck butter right from the churn.

Stacy: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Imsobisexualitsweirs February 11, 2018