Bush

Inventor of 9/11

Jesus fucking christ, my dad died because of Bush
He was a great pilot

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

Bush

A game where people will try to push other people into bushes whilst shouting 'bush' at them to gain satisfaction out of others' pain. This normally happens between a group of drunks.

After being bushed -
'That is not a bush!'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

Gooney bushing

The act of driving or operating a vehicle through no known road, trail or clearing.

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.

by Munster89 October 23, 2023

Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018

George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.

This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.

by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025

bush

undefinable,
beyond human understanding,
sumthing that cannot be understood in one lifetime.

neff's bush is so cool!

by bushfan101 March 1, 2009

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024