Anal sex

Inserting penis in butt

Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally

Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it

by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024

Anal crane

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.

I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half

by Kamishawan November 20, 2020

Anal stupid

When you're up someone's asshole and you'll agree to anything that you'll subsequently regret after the act is over.

I agreed to have another child when I was in that booty, because I was anal stupid.

by Bootygirl1179 May 27, 2019

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022

Ani/Anal

Man i see Ani and i go!! omg inappproyae. i hate How they simp over Uhhh who like xiao or Kaeya but they are nice I guess. i hope He is nice but White person but very nice I hies

Did u see Ani/Anal today? masonh

by mimiasa1 April 19, 2021

Anal churner

When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.

Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!

by Like icky September 30, 2015

anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala

yes i love anal gombling

by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023