Hustle Your Tits

When a woman is taking a really long time to do something and you need her to hurry up.

Can also be used with overweight men.

*Thirty minutes late to a surprise party*

Man: What are you doing?
Woman: Fixing my hair.
Man: Well hustle your tits babe!

by RandomlyVanrooy July 22, 2010

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

GERMAN BALONEY TITS

1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH

HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL

by DpcxAlphaMale September 1, 2009

Pita Bread tits

Some hoe with tits like a 3 yr olds.

"That bitch faced little hoe fucker cunt has Pita Bread tits"

by Fucc me daddy September 18, 2016

Grow a pair of tits

When a woman is acting sheepish or timid about doing something, someone can inform that person, "To be a woman and grow a pair of tits".

This expression is derived from the term male colleagues would utter towards each other, if a member of the group is acting in a timid or sheepish manor regarding a certain situation, "Be a man and grow a pair of balls".

Ann, stop being such a pussy and grow a pair of tits!

by DoritoM November 30, 2019

hold your tits

When someone is pestering you to do something when your watching the final minutes of a do or die NFL season and you need them to shut up and give you a few minutes.

Hold your tits please.

by Melly_983 January 1, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013