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milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is
by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017
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milk

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.
r.i.p milk it's spoiled now
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almond milk

The milk made from almonds'.
Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.
by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023
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Milk your eyes

Milk or milking one's eyes , consists of opening oneself eyelids to the max capacity revealing the white areas below the eyelids appearing to be an influx of milk.
Yo Milk your eyes g!
by roberyroberyo April 26, 2021
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Fembzi Milk

Newbzi except he turned into a femboy, and volunteered to be converted into an edible liquid that, when consumed, gets you high for 2 minutes tops, and enhanced speed.
i wanna get the fembzi milk inside me...
by qdlit October 14, 2024
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Milking the yellow teats

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
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Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
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