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Bean

"She beaned him on the head because he was doing the floss"
by CheCheCheer March 28, 2021
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Bean dip

A way through telekinesis to speak with your unborn children; term for small talk with a woman's tiny penis; used to describe the action of index finger curled and flecked under the nipple of choosing
My kids can't hear me so I bean dip them; I really need a bean dip right now; bean dip, hahahahahaha
by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025
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bbq bean queen

A chick who consumes so many free beans from a bbq pot, that they are no doubt the queen.
After six cups of free beans, I know my gurl is the bbq bean queen!
by GlazeHer April 17, 2017
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Bean

A Bean is someone who is obsessed with anime, is afraid of bugs, and hates her sibling. If you ever meet Bean, you don't want to upset her, or she'll complain to her best friends, Shakira and Susana. You probably will never be able to become friends with Bean because she's socially awkward. She doesn't like girly clothing, so she usually wears anime merch. She watches YouTube every single day, and always checks her social media.
Bean is a Bean.
by TsunxDere November 10, 2019
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tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013
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gumpster bean

jude with gump
kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws
"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"
by Spookpedia December 27, 2024
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