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Simp

It means guys who will ignore there boys for any attention from girls

They think that every girl has feelings for them but they dont have any sort of crush on them

Usually associated with the name tom
by Simp hater 69 March 12, 2020
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SIMP

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A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Hey have you heard about Jim being a total simp?

Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
by Vatsug777 January 12, 2021
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Anti-Simp

To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.

An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.

Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation

Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.

2nd conversation:

John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 18, 2020
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Culture Simp

Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.

An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?

Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024
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Simp

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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.
“Maybe I should get his snap”

No simp december
by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021
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