olds

A quick, one-syllable way of referring to documentaries of all types; it’s also a shortening of “old news” a somewhat archaic slang for documentary shows.

I watch sports, news, olds and occasionally a movie.

by Ozymandiasm January 19, 2023

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018

a snotty 12 year old boy

a fucking joke

joe- have you heard of the snotty 12 year old boy?
also joe- yeah i fucking hate him
the a snotty 12 year old boy- man i love twerking

by Thenonfun November 10, 2021

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

cary old

To have huge, veiny, potato calves.

"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."

by usc1321 April 17, 2015

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021