The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

father with 43 years old

a panarama who has a panarama kid

oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama

by asdasassdads June 4, 2023

The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

old guy bathed

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed

the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed

by teratin June 14, 2023

Old lick

Big lick

I like old lick better

by 459395 June 14, 2023

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023