Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 15, 2017

easy cake

A phrase used by a math god

It describes how easy something could be.

*finishes math equation*
God: Easy cake!

by anonymousxdrawr1 May 01, 2018

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 06, 2019

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 01, 2013

Honky cake

Any low grade single serve plastic wrapped cake or cookie

Couldn't afford to get the name brand so yall have to settle for them honky cakes

Hokey ,hooky

by Razorback82 July 10, 2016

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge September 28, 2016

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 09, 2017