Old

When you own Facebook

Wow your own Facebook; your so old.

by Cacti7 December 2, 2024

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Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

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Old slippers

When you can't let go of your past relationship. Even if you have the perfect person in your life.

"When we have an argument, you always wait until I go to sleep to write to your old slippers so you can complain and wait for that old flame to make you think you're perfect..."

by BlackWidow 2017 May 31, 2017

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old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

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