by Whattareyoudoing December 09, 2016
A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
by FaultierHeart11 October 10, 2022
Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!
by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 04, 2024
A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”
Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
by AnubisCorects August 10, 2024
When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 06, 2024
A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 December 01, 2015
Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.
This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!
by FUwells January 12, 2022