Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

by Indoggob September 11, 2023

big cat daddy

Ultra cool 50+ year old man...all the guys want to be him, all the gals just want him.

Man, your dad os one big cat daddy.

by Samurai slice July 4, 2014

MY FUCKING CAT

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

Al the Flying Cat

A strange flying animal resembling a cat that lives in the back aisle of southern Wal-Marts. He attacks anyone with a mullet and is known to steal men's shirts and wallets.

"Man, I was mugged by Al The Flying Cat last night."

by jjoe1&marley12thebrothas October 4, 2011

Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

“I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”

by Persefor. DickBaiter July 26, 2019

auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.

Damn you, auto cat rectal.

by thermidor August 21, 2014

Tiger Cat Land

Made by Ra and Ra Ca. Symbolises love for one another and understanding of the love that will always be present.

Come here you tiger cat land ;)

by C£ February 19, 2023