poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

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80 poo

The speed at which the kid that swears he throws 90 mph actually throws, easy home runs.

Yeah, he thinks he is so good but he throws 80 poo

by Thatbaseballkid July 18, 2023

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monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017

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Poo

A big fat shit

Abby: ‘Have u seen what’s in the toilet?’
Holly: ‘errr yeah it’s a poo!’

by Shinypubes123 October 29, 2019

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When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.

Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022

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