pooing a log

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."
by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023
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Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
by Target pooinator September 9, 2021
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Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again
I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!
by Sampster January 4, 2020
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poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
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poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd
"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"
by dan"da"man January 4, 2010
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When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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Poos

A spiritual view of a cat in South Asia. Used as welcome gift or item in Indian culture and reflects glory, happiness and wonder.
What a glorious poos you have brought!
by hilarioushippo09 December 8, 2021
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