Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Suck snout

The pickled snout of a hog or similar animal. Often served with gravy.

Pass the suck snout.

by Rebel CXCII April 2, 2022

Suck my dick

Suck my little cock

My dick is hard so suck my dick

by Urnansgay June 28, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

this day falls on November 17th!!
So tell your boyfriend!!!

Bob: When is National Suck Dick Day

Ashley: November 17th!!

by BIGGBOIINIBBBA November 4, 2018

Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019