I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

help i accidentally

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

by what king October 4, 2021

pssht, I knew that...

What you say so you won't look stupid in front of your crush, when you really did not know that.

Alisha asked what period they had next although this was the last period of the school day. She brushed it off with a, "Pssht, I knew that..." when her crush walked by.

by ahaha<3 November 20, 2010

And-i-oop sksksk

If you honestly searched this up, your VSCO. It all started from a meme on TikTok by @koobydoobydoobydoo with over 20M views.

Person #1: And-i-oop sksksk
Person #2: Are you seriously acting VSCO?

by Hawxty077 June 1, 2020

And I P-oop

This is the phrase that a VSCO girl will use s an exclamation right after taking a shit.

Uhgg, today I like had to use the bathroom so bad. I ran so fast I dropped my hydroflask sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk to the bathroom and I P-oop.

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c October 15, 2019

I wait for you

1. in a more sorrowful tone, saying this will sound more like "You left me here. Come back. Back to me."

2. in a more angry tone, saying this will make you sound like the guy singing 'finger eleven - Paralyzer'

3. something you say to someone, be it a text, call or a conversation. Mostly signals that you are expecting them to do something, that something can be anything

4. A weirdly romantic sounding version of "I'll wait for you"

1. Come back.. You left me here to decay. I wait for you here, for all eternity

3. constantly I wait for you to ______

by banflimflam July 16, 2022

I am horny

Huh?

Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah

I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.

by anonymous December 1, 2021