kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

no kiss august

No affectionate or friendly kisses, love and romance, sexiness, cosmetics and beauty, and in some cases, sassiness to anybody

Boy: hey
Girl:hey, yk what month it is?
Boy: yea its no kiss August
Girl: yea

by Lucy pucy November 27, 2024

Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.

I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.

by saint_eric June 10, 2018

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

The Alpine Kiss

Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.

I met my love by doing The Alpine Kiss

by cyclopentane July 11, 2022

National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.

“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”

by User345678910 October 30, 2019