Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

emo kid

a typical result of overwhelming teenage angst, built up anger towards "the man", or some type of abuse. Emo kids can be classified by a random grouping of hairs (usually black or bleached blonde) over one eye, lots of random chains on their clothes, and very tight jeans. They usually cut themselves and look depressed, but don't feel bad, they're really just angry and bi-curious.

Tom- "Look at the emo kid over there in the corner!"
Robby- "Yeah he's such a douche bag!"
Tom- "No kidding! I bet he's bi-curious!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

mage kid

A huge dork that plays kid games as an adult.

Mage kid is playing Splatoon 2.

by Thebananaman64 December 5, 2017

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Stray kids

A 8 member South Korean boy group under JYP entertainment.

The member line up consists of; Bang Chan, Lee know, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Han Jisung, Lee Felix, Kim Seungmin, Yang Jeongin

"Holy crap! Stray kids are so talented"
"Did you see the new stray kids M/V
"Who's your stray kids bias?"

by _chained up August 12, 2021

00s kid

Somebody born in the early 2000s who have good knowledge and memory of the 2000s. These people grew up with things like Blockbuster video and would have played flash games during its peak

Sally was born in mid 2001, she is a 2000s kid

by Fwashpwayer December 28, 2020

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011