Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020

Metal head kiss

A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.

Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"

by GHFDSNJFT January 11, 2020

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

first kiss

first steps to losing your virginity. ;)

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 13, 2020

the cosby kiss

“Tha Cosby KISS” is when you go on a date, kiss your partner and wake up in a portable potty.

My friends are telling The guy I saw last night gave me “The Cosby kissed” but I can’t remember.

by Apple picker January 29, 2020

Hershey's Kiss

When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.

I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...

by MufasaLY April 3, 2020

Hershey Kiss

The brown pointy poop you get on the end of your pecker after anal plundering.

"The ol lady musta not cleaned her ass out last night, Yup, ended up with a Hershey Kiss on my pecker"

by Big Dick Bonneconti April 10, 2020