Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
Get the Maroon Hairy Jmug. A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
Get the J-Tizzy Goatmug. ABCDEF-J+G-IKLMNOP
by SpartanGanger6 May 28, 2023
Get the J+Gmug. Means there going to be together for a long time. Probably get married in there 20s or have kids or live In a old folks him together live a happy life an it won't be another teen romance movie it will be a kids romance movie
Jaxon: wanna go out?
Kath: sure
Jaxon: will u marry me?
Kath: sure
Jaxon:Let's have kids one day?
Kath: sure = j+k
Kath: sure
Jaxon: will u marry me?
Kath: sure
Jaxon:Let's have kids one day?
Kath: sure = j+k
by Fml.meka January 26, 2022
Get the J+kmug. The J-Dubs don’t go door to door much these days, instead they mail their pamphlets with a warm letter promising imminent doom any day now.
by Emcee Pejo August 10, 2022
Get the J-Dubmug. by Young Quarnale September 27, 2022
Get the Beating the Jmug. Hella cool. Kinda, sorta, best person that ever lived. Aceing math, best friends with all teachers at school. Makes evreyone laugh. Best friends with Paul Rudd. Lives alone in a mansion and with stacks of cash. Friends with evreyone. Has good hair. Forever hype. Yolo. Filmmaker.
by KINGK0NG69 November 21, 2021
Get the J-Moneymug.