Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget

Sam

Hey you McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget. Wait I mean Sam

by Yeeoit1257 November 6, 2017

eat shit 22

IT MEANS GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE YOUR UPSETTING ME A LOT

YOU NEED TO GO VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MAKE IT SOON BUDDY, SO EAT SHIT 22

by MOTHERGOOSE-918 December 21, 2013

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.

Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey

by Errxr August 16, 2018

perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.

Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.

by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012